AI Development Tools Accelerating the Development of AI Development Tools

San Francisco, CA – As the AI Gold Rush continues, It's the people making the proverbial "shovels" which are set to make a fortune. AI infrastructure is the talk of the town, and BTO's comprehensive survey of branded puffy vests confirms this massive influx of capital.

Connor Peggy, the COO of a startup building a large suite of AI deployment tools, knows he's in the right place. “Everywhere I turn, there are financers looking for investment opportunities in AI infrastructure... The tech is so multifaceted that every startup needs a complete set of AI tools to make their own AI tool work.”  

The excitement seems even more palpable for engineers. David Crayon, a mid-level SWE at a business creating AI developer tools, is astounded at the pace of innovation at his company. “The tools I use to develop developer tools keep increasing my productivity every day... I get to immediately reap the benefits of the own tools that I develop.” Crayon says whether its code autocomplete, code summarization, or testing environments, the pace at which he can create new code autocompletion tools, code summarization tools or code testing environments seems to only increase. “It’s remarkable… I can’t even fathom what other people are doing with this tech.”

What are other people doing with this tech? Lester Dunlevy, a financier based out of New York and London was willing to offer his perspective to our investigative staff. – “Yes, the talking chatbot in the bottom right-hand corner of AutoZone.com will become much more helpful, you’ll even be able to have sex with it. But even more revolutionary will be the pace at which developers can deploy their own Anime-style-customer-service-sex-bots.”

David Crayon revealed to us that the newest tools his company's shipping also involve anime girls - ones who specifically sexualize development. “We're very excited about Miki-son. She's is an AI companion Anime developer whose titties will bounce in accordance with your keystrokes.” Crayon says that Miki-son’s tone and clothing will change as developers build-out additional pipelines for AI Agents. “The anime girl was designed to sexualize extensible AI Agent infrastructure. She’ll become more provocative and helpful the more you build, even to the point of singing and moaning.”

Connor Peggy was equally as excited about the ways this infrastructure could be turned into cohesive platforms. “Imagine the CEO, the CFO, and the sales development team of a startup working together to please the same horny cartoon character.” Peggy described how their company’s sex robot now presents key metrics like a boxing match showgirl and will start crying if the metrics ever go down. “It’s very motivating to staff when Kasimoto starts crying. She puts on big baggy clothes and is curt with sexual advances until Agents can access cross-platform data.”

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