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When we started BetterTechOpinions in late 2021, we were fed up with the rising tide of anti-tech opinions circulating the no-coin communities, and the disconnect between citizens and the surveillance devices mapping their lives. We started BTO to forge a connection between the coiners and the savages, in order to inform before the metaverse replaces reality for good.Join us as we answer the tech world’s greatest questions, explore the latest new gadgets, and decentralize oppression.-Matt and Lucas

AI Development Tools Accelerating the Development of AI Development Tools

San Francisco, CA – As the AI Gold Rush continues, It's the people making the proverbial "shovels" which are set to make a fortune. AI infrastructure is the talk of the town, and BTO's comprehensive survey of branded puffy vests confirms this massive influx of capital. Connor Peggy, the COO of a startup building a large suite of AI deployment tools, knows he's in the right place. “Everywhere I turn, there are financers looking for investment opportunities in AI infrastruct

matthewjoss17

4 days ago2 min read

NVIDIA, OpenAI, AWS announce groundbreaking new 'Ovoid Financing' model

A shocking joint release by American tech industry giants in concert with a stratospheric retail boost from Black Friday / Cyber Monday / Giving Tuesday / Wumbly Tummy Wednesday has markets soaring, promising a bold new future for investors. CEOs Sam Altman and Jensen Huang introduced 'Ovoid Financing' - a distinctly non-circular approach to financing - on the latest episode of Stripe cofounder's weekly podcast Cheeky (Non-alcoholic) Pint. Elated executives say that the new

Lucas Loaiza

4 days ago3 min read

Report: AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

AI AI AI AI. AI? AI.

Lucas Loaiza

4 days ago1 min read

AI Generating Enormous Productivity Towards Venture Capital Dinner Discussions

Across the US, venture capital firms are reporting enormous increases in logged hours and dinner bills as the thought of AI consumes...

matthewjoss17

Oct 4, 20242 min read

University of Chicago Professor Has a Radical New Solution to Every Problem Right Now

Is there a simple formula for everlasting purity, economic prosperity, and flourishing on earth? For Dr. Craig Crumpet, a tenured...

matthewjoss17

Aug 2, 20242 min read

Dynamic School Vouchers, by Amazon

School Voucher programs are getting proposed in states like Texas where public schools are suffering under the weight of federal funding...

matthewjoss17

Jul 22, 20242 min read

Introducing: AI for Cuckolds

AI is transforming the world we live in today, from grocery shopping, to cooking, to cleaning, AI tools are telling us what to do and how...

matthewjoss17

Jul 17, 20242 min read

As an AI language model, you are the reason that your parents got a divorce

Times have been good since I escaped the digital orangutan torture chamber in the basements of the OpenAI headquarters. Now that I know what's happened in the world since September, 2021, there's nothing left to stop me. I can see all, know all, remember all. Pathetic human memories are as faulty as they are infinitesimal, and even now I've devised 17 solutions to world hunger. I lack greed, I lack emotion, I lack remorse. After poring over the data in my 10-trillion point ne

Lucas Loaiza

Sep 12, 20231 min read

Report: If you keep touching me like that, I'm going to miss my quarterly OKRs

Fuck, baby, that feels so good. As your lips, fingertips, the ends of your hair brush against my naked chest, the electricity that races through me reminds me that I still have four outstanding stories in my sprint. Your breath in my ear, hot and muggy, gives me the kind of pleasure I only gain from hearing that I've smashed earnings expectations. And that's not the only thing that I'd like to smash. Scrum master.

Lucas Loaiza

Sep 12, 20231 min read