Cancer-Solving-Machine Requires Cancer-Causing-Machines Turned All The Way Up

Houston, TX – The AI tools which may solve cancer require the cancer-causing-machines to be turned all the way up, a new report clarifies. AI Hyperscaling datacenters are definitely spreading air pollution, but there is a really really small chance that they’re laying the groundwork for a disease-free world as well.

“I'm pretty sure we're close,” says Jimmy Gregorio of AI imaging company Imagene. “Fortunately, the rate at which we can experiment with AI has increased right alongside the number of patients looking for miracle trials.”

Residents near the new datacenters are equally as hyped. Trisha J, a mother of six in Abilene, Texas said, “a few years ago, we had to wait months for experimental studies; now, when everyone gets their first Stage 4 diagnosis, we have a slew of high risk experiments to shop from.”