Hims Inc Promises Nothing Fundamentally Wrong with Your Relationship

San Francisco, CA – Hims Inc, the maker of the popular telehealth / E.D. pill delivery service, is sure your relationship issues are not that deep. New adverts clarify, “You guys are great together, everyone expects you to get married, let’s chalk this up to a biology problem.”

The new Hims adverts encourage men and women minimally examine their relationships, especially those moving dangerously into ‘where’s the ring?’ territory. “Five years is a lot of time invested in one another,” a major billboard reads, “don’t ever doubt yourself or your decisions – just hop back in bed.”

“Relationships just fade… this is absolutely inevitable”

“We don’t think there’s much to unpack. Let’s get to solutions.”

Solution-oriented professionals agreed that the approach made a lot of sense. "Sometimes simplest approach is often the most effective," one appreciative user told BTO, "Hims offers my wife and I exactly what we need to get to the next financial quarter."

Mids couples like John and Kenna feel seen by the campaign. "Hims helps us avoid talking about his strange, disturbing porn habits." John agreed. "I'm not changing, and Hims knows that. That's why I pay for the hose of pills attached to my house."