25 Year Old Brooklyn Man Can't Wait for AI to Disrupt the Cigarette Space

Brooklyn, NY - 'Vibes' enthusiast Tom Lafferty said on Monday that he can't wait for "Sam, Dario, or someone, to get their shit together and figure these [cigarettes] out." Reportedly explaining to everyone in his vicinity that his American Spirits were "the most under-disrupted product in human history", the young man bemoaned a lack of innovation in the space for over two hundreds years. "The customer retention...," Lafferty mused quietly to himself, looking at the ember.

BTO June 18, 2026