Forward Deployed Engineer is "Ingesting Company Cleavage" for AI Solution

San Francisco, CA – BTO insiders confirm that Forward Deployed Engineers from Baseten ingested the customer’s entire Slack history for their consolidated AI Solution and are now walking around the office recording company cleavage with Meta Glasses. It’s a part of an all-out data consolidation practice called “Vibe Graph Architecting,” where company “vibes” are mapped by AI.  

“It’s one thing to know that Customer A bought from Sales Team B, but it’s a different thing to know that Customer A bought from Sales Team B because Sales Team B is full of baddies and Customer A’s CFO and CEO recently went through nasty divorces.”

Baseten confirmed that for internal AI solutions, it’s of the utmost importance for their AI solution to include employee sentiment for auditing and prediction purposes. “We want our customers to use AI tools to predict the success of potential business strategies, and often those moves will come down to how well teams vibe with each other.”

“From the get-go we incorporate emoji sentiment analysis and employee intangibles (like sex appeal) into our solutions architectures.”

For customers, this means Forward Deployed Engineers with remarkable system-level access to company messages, and eye tracking tools to understand who’s most pent up with sexual rage. One investor told BTO, “It’s remarkable what you can get done when you put a bunch of virgins in a room together. They absolutely grind.”

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