SkibidiPizzlerMomIThrewUp AI Raises $26B in Series B

San Jose, CA - The AI startup from CEO/Founder colloquially known as 'the Pizzler' has raised $26B.

Venture capitalists got in a room with the founder, and grilled him on his product market fit. He reportedly 'hyperventilated and ran' out of the room. The investors were impressed with his 'grindset'. BTO insiders report the company 'doesn't know what its product should be yet but they liked that Brainrot IDE idea' (Y Combinator).

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BTO - January 27, 2026